Yooo, what’s
going on everyone? I know it’s been a minute but oh well. Today I have a review
of a DJ’s album, whose name and catch phrase is so redic that I can’t even
really take him seriously. Homie even looks like his name. His chain is even a bottle of Mustard!
10 Summers – DJ Mustard
So DJ
Mustard is like the hottest producer out right now apparently (hot as in
trendy, not actually physically attractive, homie looks like he literally eats
jars of mustard for breakfast, lunch and dinner). I wanted to review this, because he starts
his songs with “Mustard on the beat, hoe” and it makes me laugh every time.
Low Low feat Nippy Hussle, Teecee, RJ
“Mustard on
the beat, hoe”
Gets me
every time. The beat goes hard though. I mean I expected the beat to be dope
and I was really not let down. The verses are really good as well. A strong
beginning to the album in my opinion. I’m excited for the rest of the album.
Ghetto Tales feat Jay 305, Teecee
Yooo, I
didn’t expect DJ Mustard to make songs like this constantly. Another song with
a great beat and great verses. It’s also a continuation of the last song and I
like when artists do that.
The only
thing that kind of bugs me about this is that they copy ‘Boyz-In-Da-Hood’ by
Easy-E at the middle of the song, but whatever.
Throw Your Hood Up feat Dom Kennedy,
Royce, RJ
This song
gives a different vibe than the previous two, but still uses one of the
background instruments(I think it’s the
bass?). Whatever it is, it’s been consistent on every song and adds a dope flow
to the album. This song is so sick. Good vibes.
No Reason feat YG, Jeezy, Nipsey
Hussle, RJ
Awww shieet,
piano intro with a “Mustard on the beat, hoe” before it just starts going cray
with the bass. I actually really like this song. Listen to it with some big
headphones and you will understand. It’s a pretty catchy song.
I don’t know
who the hell that RJ guy is, but his verse is hella good. This whole song is
hella good. I’m actually surprised I like it this much.
Giuseppe feat 2 Chainz, Jeezy, Yo
Gotti
This song
just made me so happy because it has 2 Chainz saying random stuff during his
verse like he usually does and because Jeezy completely destroys the song. Like
I don’t often listen to Jeezy, but I’m gonna have to start listening to him now
just because of this song.
I have to say;
so far I am really enjoying this album.
Face Down feat Lil Wayne, Big Sean,
YG, Boosie Badazz
This is the
song that made me want to review this album. It’s weird because it’s one of
those overly sexual songs and I usually dislike songs like this, but for some
reason I just really like this song. I think it’s because Wayne actually goes
in on this song and that actually makes me really excited for his next album.
But back to this song. Not only does Wayne go in on this song, but so does
everyone else. I think it’s actually a really good song.
The only
thing that annoys me is that Lil Boosie has his name as Boosie Badazz on this,
but whatever it literally does not add or take anything from the song. I’m just
looking for something to dislike about this song I guess.
Down On Me feat Ty Dolla $ign, 2
Chainz
I really,
really dislike Ty Dolla $ign. I think he belongs to the same group as Hopsin
and Wiz Khalifa, AKA the fuck boys of rap.
The beat in
this song isn’t bad and neither is 2 Chainz’ verse, but I’m just so annoyed
with Ty Dolla $ign that I can’t deal with it. He literally ruins the song. This
is like the first song on the album that I really don’t like at all.
Can’t Tell Me feat Iamsu! & Aka
Frank
I like this
song. I really like Iamsu! and his rap group HBK gang. I like their rap style.
The beat is also hella good, it gives a good vibe and suits the rappers. I have
to say, I’m really impressed by how hard everyone goes on this album.
4 Digits feat Fabolous, Eric
Bellinger
I don’t like
this song. It’s not my cup of tea. I skipped it after the first minute. I
literally have nothing to say this song.
Deep feat Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, Tee
Flii
So I wasn’t
ready to listen to this song. I fully thought it was going to be straight
garbage. Then the funniest thing happened when I got to this song on Spotify.
Spotify played two long ads and then stopped working. It literally just stopped
working and I had to restart it. But instead of taking that as an omen that
Spotify was trying to save me, I foolishly decided to listen to it. I wish I
would have listened to Spotify and hadn’t listened to it. The beat isn’t bad,
but the verses are just straight trash. I mean Rick Ross’ verse is mediocre at
best, but Wiz Khalifa’s isn’t even close to being alright. Like ugh I get so
mad when I hear Wiz Khalifa nowadays. He used to be so good, before he became a
weird creature that literally is obsessed with weed. I get that it’s stoner
rap, but still. I’m honestly surprised that Wiz Khalifa doesn’t just take bong
hits on his verses instead of actually rapping. He’s horrible. This song should
have been cut from not only the album but also from life.
Verdict
Surprisingly
I actually enjoyed the album up until Ty Dolla $ign made an appearance. I liked
that it wasn’t that long of an album and that the beats were superb. DJ Mustard
is a really talented producer. The only real negative was that it got kind of
stale towards the end due to the poor choice of features (I’m looking at you
guys Ty Dolla $ign, Wiz Khalifa). Everyone else was fine though. I just looked
up other projects that DJ Mustard has released and he has one names “Ketchup”
and I really can’t stop laughing. Just for that I like him even more.
Even though
I enjoyed most of the album and whatnot, I’m still only going to give it a 7.5
due to Wizard Khalifa and Ty.
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