Three Loco - Three Loco Review

Yoooooo, what is good? It's James. Hope everything is straight gucci with everyone. Today I’m gonna be reviewing Three Loco’s self-titled debut album. This is a short album to hold you guys over till we finish our review of Action Bronson’s new mixtape.

Three Loco - Three Loco

Three Loco consists of Andy Milonakis, Dirt Nasty and Riff Raff. It’s an out of this world rap collective that is just as wacky and insane as you would expect. The thing is, they go so much harder than you would expect them to go.

Neato

This was their first single as a collective and damn. The beat goes really hard and so do they. It’s basically just a song how “neato” they are AKA awesome. It’s a really strong start for this album and I’m really impressed by how hard they actually go. Also the video has my BAE Lil Debbie in it.

Bills Are Paid

This is such a mellow song and each of them gives the perfect verse for it. Even Riff Raff sounds good on this song. It’s surreal. The only part I don’t like is when Andy says that “homo babies” aren’t right, but whatever yo. 

Bong Hits

This song goes hard. It’s a simple beat, but it really fits to their verses. Andy has that crazy flow midway through his verse and Dirt’s first line is one of the funniest I’ve heard. Again, even Riff Raff sounds good in this. I just don’t understand how.

Not Going Home

I love this song. It’s like a ballad.This is such a chill song. It just sounds beautiful. Riff Raff sounds so good on the hook and the verses again sound good. This is one of my favorite verses by Andy.

Beer

This song is literally just about partying, getting drunk and drinking beer. I can relate to this song so much. Shout out to Germany! It’s also such a hype song. If this song doesn’t make you want to party and get intoxicated then nothing will yo. Andy’s verse is literally him just listing off different brands of beer. How tight is that?

Paranoid

This is another one of those mellow songs. The beat gives the song a weird feel to it. I love Andy’s verse in this. It’s so good. This song isn’t the best song, but it’s still good.

We Are Farmers feat Diplo

You have to make sure you are listening to the version of this song with the original “We Are Farmers” jingle in it, if you don’t the song loses it’s epicness. If you’re listening to the version with the jingle, then it’s my favorite song on the album, otherwise it’s “Beer”.

The beat is just so hard and the verses are so hard. Diplo even goes in on the end of the song. Actually scratch that bit about it losing it’s epicness without the jingle. It’s still insane even without.

Make ‘Em Wait

I like this song. Andy’s verse is redic and funny. It’s a really good ending for the album.

So I really liked this album. The thing is that a lot of people won’t like this, because they take rap to serious. This is supposed to be redic rap. They literally just rap nonsense and that is what makes this album so good. It’s something fresh and original, because that’s what they are. I give this a 7/10.

Take it easy guys!